When it comes down to you being 50 together, her toes are gonna be trash anyways, and I’m sure your toes won’t be suckable either.

Dear Mr. Ei8ht,

I first would like to tell you how much I enjoy, your advice column, so I figured I would right in with a concern of my own. I am a 33 year old woman who has a friend who basically has gone crazy. She is engaged to her long time (over 10 years) boyfriend who is a dog. He sleeps around on her, comes home drunk and has even put his hands on her before. Once while we were all out together he even tried to hit on me. When I told her about the incident, all he did was blame it on the liquor and she dropped the issue just like that.

I am a Hispanic Mami, that’s involved in a good relationship with a stand up guy. He is takes care of me, he buys me things, pays some of my bills, and is great with my 3 kids. I am very much in love with him and I never ever want to lose him. The sex is not great, but good enough to get by if you know what I mean.

I try to look past it but I can’t. Whether done up or in sexy shoes her feet are from hell.